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When your fake busom lands on the platform floor

Imagine the moment… It’s 11am, you have snatched four minutes sleep in the last twenty four hours. You are currently dressed in something resembling clothes but the posset stains and …

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The question all parents need to ask: Why are there no toilets on the tube….

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It is basic maths really, three children plus two adults times central London equals extreme moments of stress.

Throw in the Olympics and it can equate to wanting to put the kids on eBay at the end of the day…

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Castrating an Owl and insulting strangers….. ~ Northernmum

It sounded like a mix between an owl being castrated and a badly tuned harp being plucked out of order. It was the type of sound that worms its way …

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Life post spica: learning with little legs…. ~ Northernmum

Watching BB grow over the last week has taken my breath away, from finally finding the confidence in her legs that three months in spica cast took away from her.  Suddenly there …

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Northernmum: no prizes for coming second: Sports Day 2012

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I could barely sleep last night for worry; worry about my performance, my children’s performance and my husbands. Twelve months on from the day I shamed my family I was …

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