Castrating an Owl and insulting strangers….. ~ Northernmum
It sounded like a mix between an owl being castrated and a badly tuned harp being plucked out of order. It was the type of sound that worms its way …
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Northernmum: no prizes for coming second: Sports Day 2012
I could barely sleep last night for worry; worry about my performance, my children’s performance and my husbands. Twelve months on from the day I shamed my family I was …
My son is going to jail…. ~ northernmum
I feel I should preface this post by saying I love my son. So, I love my son…. However I live in daily fear that when he gets ‘big’ and …
Chest hair for ladies….. How do you pluck yours?
Let me clarify; I am not one of those girls… I do not wake in the morning to bluebirds peeling back my sheets. I do not run fingers through the tangled …