emergency measures: I need a poo
Its inevitable isn’t it. We just ate brunch at my parents home up north and have managed to pile ourselves, the dog, half of argos, some of Mothercare and a …
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In Defense of the Gina Ford Mum
I never got lucky with my babies sleeping habits, I don’t have natural sleepers, I don’t have angelic babies (well bb comes close) I don’t have quiet babies, I have …
things you’d rather not hear
Things you’d rather not hear Upon seeing a rather chubby lady recently, twin girl ran over to me and beckoning me down to her level she stage whispered “mummy she …
Gin for breakfast?
Technically its not even school holidays yet; officially they start on monday but already I have that overwhelming urge to stick needles in my eyes that always seem to arrive …
living with Ligyrophobia
Imagine a bonfire night without fireworks, Imagine a christmas without crackers, Imagine a party without balloons. You have our world, all owing to the fact that twin girl has Ligyrophobia. …