Things you’d rather not hear
Upon seeing a rather chubby lady recently, twin girl ran over to me and beckoning me down to her level she stage whispered “mummy she is huge she must have eaten her baby!”.
When threatened for the millionth time that father christmas will not be holding up his end of the bargain spoilt twin boy retorts “doesn’t matter because nanny buys me loads of things anyway.”
When trying to explain the miracle of childbirth to a girl friend twin girl proclaimed; “no babies don’t come out of gina’s the doctor gets a knife and stabs open your tummy and drags the baby out.”. Beautiful imagery
Twin boy has an ear infection, he who helped create them explained that his ear was full of wax and looked quite manky.
“Oh great” scoffed twin boy “so my ear is wanky”
We made a new word!
Out of the mouth of babes and all that.