The ‘h’ plan – guaranteed to shed the lbs
I have discovered a new diet. Its called the ‘H plan’, it really works although some consider it extreme. Basically you need to have a child in hospital, the nauseating …
twins
deja vu: back on the childrens ward
In four hours time forty sets of parents are bringing their five year old off springs to my care. Twin boy and twin girl are celebrating in style and are …
bad vs good mother
I had to avoid a mum in the playground today. She is lovely but when we caught up after october half term she confessed how sad she was to be …
bottom washer
We have had a rather lovely end to the festive season. The five of us travelled down to where the folk speak funny (somerset) to see he who helped create …
Sorrowful tale to tell as the year begins
I remember Millennium New Years Eve, well most of it, excessive alcofrolic consumption has left me with several blank spots. It was an awesome night, I wore a dodgy black …