My stress levels are rising, my blood is ready to boil, Four and a half years of parenting has finally taken its toll. They argue over nothing, shout like they …
I have hinted in recent posts that beautiful baby whilst being completely adorable is also something of a mastermind and she spends the vast majority of her days sitting quietly …
I want to blog but I can’t, in fact I have tried to start several blogs tonight but nothing is flowing. I don’t know what to talk about and as …
I thought I had had a bit of a result today before my daughter kindly corrected me. I went out with two girlfriends yesterday and I used my spade in the morning to put on makeup in order to try and hide how completely knackered I look after spending the last 5 months at home with twin boy and girl and beautiful baby. However when I returned home slightly tipsy (understatement) clutching my shoes in one hand and breast pump in the other I managed to fall into my bed immediately completely forgetting to go via the bathroom to try and remove ‘excess slap’ from my face. The end result being that this morning I woke up late but already had full make up on. Albeit I had to rub away a few smudges of mascara here and there but all in all I was looking hot to trot for the school run.
So this is me, allow me to introduce myself. I am mummy, occasionally pronounced muuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm.
I have three children and a husband (he who helped create them); the twins arrived four and a half years ago and we went back for more this year and had our beautiful baby.