step up and sort it out Mrs Nature – now!
I need to start this post with a disclaimer: I love my kids more than anything (including chocolate and wine) However this parenting job is bloody hard work and at …
baby
no more sodding whinging
Seriously should I ever suffer a moment of softness or perhaps a blow to the head and you hear me say I would like a fourth child then you have …
the return of the guilt
I feel uncomfortable, full of nerves and anticipation. In fact if you were to take a babies bottle and fill it with lemonade and then place the lid firmly on …
your pants go to your boobies
I am going out tonight. I would like to look presentable; nice even. I have discovered it is not that easy a task to get oneself into a state of …
fancy a threesome?
Sleep, I love sleep. I also love bed so I am always up for a threesome with sleep and bed together. Today I am trying to cover up the fact …