Gin for breakfast?

Technically its not even school holidays yet; officially they start on monday but already I have that overwhelming urge to stick needles in my eyes that always seem to arrive …

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living with Ligyrophobia

Imagine a bonfire night without fireworks, Imagine a christmas without crackers, Imagine a party without balloons. You have our world, all owing to the fact that twin girl has Ligyrophobia. …

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Lard Arse

I have cultivated and grown what can only be described as a lard arse. I am not looking for sympathy here in fact some days I am quite proud of …

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smack on the bum

My stress levels are rising, my blood is ready to boil, Four and a half years of parenting has finally taken its toll. They argue over nothing, shout like they …

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Bang and the screams began

Have I ever told you how adorable twin girl is? I am watching her now, she is in seventh heaven because the kids entertainer has just held her hands to …

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