As with every new episode in life, new sayings and habits are formed….
You are definitely a parent in quarantine if you have ticked off the following….
For god’s sake – get down – we cannot go to A&E at the moment.
We are in the house all day so yes, we need to clean every day.
It’s not gin, its lemonade in a gin glass….. (at 11am).
It’s all Carole Baskins fault.
No we can’t bake – there is no bloody flour.
If we do bake – it will have to be banana bread – it is a new law.
Have you washed your hands?
The film is an age 15, but it will be ok (to your 8 year old child as you can’t face any more freaking Disney+)
Just two sheet of loo roll per go – not a roll everytime – there are shortages!
Teachers are seriously underpaid.
Have you washed your hands?
Its not Prosecco its fizzy water (at 12pm)
What day is it?
Shall we got for a walk?
A Freddo is not a essential item
Prosecco is not an essential item.
Milk, Bread, Prosecco and a Freddo is a decent essential items shopping list.
Have you washed your hands?
I miss school (adult not the child).
I really miss school (child).
You have a cold not Covid-19.
Get the thermometer, just in case.
Step away from the Nurofen – Calpol only in these times!
Cats are twats – as they float in and out of the cat flap willy nilly.
Stay safe, stay home…
Jane x
Bingo! Have said ALL of those! Thanks for the laugh x
Yes, some of those ring very true!
hahaha! This made me laugh out loud! I have said most of these over the past few weeks! I think we’re the only people not to make banana bread. lol