Covid-19 – Parenting must says…..

As with every new episode in life, new sayings and habits are formed….

You are definitely a parent in quarantine if you have ticked off the following….

For god’s sake – get down – we cannot go to A&E at the moment.

 

We are in the house all day so yes, we need to clean every day.

 

It’s not gin, its lemonade in a gin glass….. (at 11am).

 

It’s all Carole Baskins fault.

 

No we can’t bake – there is no bloody flour.

 

If we do bake – it will have to be banana bread – it is a new law.

 

Have you washed your hands?

 

The film is an age 15, but it will be ok (to your 8 year old child as you can’t face any more freaking Disney+)

 

Just two sheet of loo roll per go  – not a roll everytime – there are shortages!

 

Teachers are seriously underpaid.

 

Have you washed your hands?

 

Its not Prosecco its fizzy water (at 12pm)

 

What day is it?

 

Shall we got for a walk?

 

A Freddo is not a essential item

 

Prosecco is not an essential item.

 

Milk, Bread, Prosecco and a Freddo is a decent essential items shopping list.

 

Have you washed your hands?

 

I miss school (adult not the child).

 

I really miss school (child).

 

You have a cold not Covid-19.

 

Get the thermometer, just in case.

 

Step away from the Nurofen – Calpol only in these times!

 

Cats are twats – as they float in and out of the cat flap willy nilly.

 

Stay safe, stay home…

Jane x