i am the perfect mother: learn from me
I like to consider myself a bit of an expert when it comes to motherhood and I don’t want to boast but my CV in this job reads rather well. …
twins
do you remember your first time? was it slippy?
We all remember our first time! It was soft and gentle, I worked my post natal body into positions a yoga instructor would be proud of. I even discovered that …
I am depressed
I am officially depressed! Half term for me usually means a plethora of new blogging material; but for some obscure reason my children have refused to behave like performing monkeys …
without children
Without children, where would I be? If I didn’t have children I would never have known that the early bird doesn’t really catch the worm. No, the early bird just …
spanked by someone old enough to be my dad
For the first time in three years I dragged my slightly fitter, coated in vaseline and Compeed body to a race today. Half term started in our house on thursday …