Yoohoo…
Are you there?
I think there is interference on the line… I am trying to reach Jane Blackmore?
twins
and welcome…..
….to Hippy Chick, my brand new advertiser on the blog.
I am totally biased as I own quite a few hippy chick items but they are a fabulous business who distribute a variety of products ranging from Cuddledry , a stunning range of waterproofs (mental note must get bum shuffling BB one) and the totseat – a cracking product which was a lifesaver for the first year of BB’s life.
Gina Ford: Payback is a bitch….
For years I was known locally as the sleep guru, I was the irratating fresh faced mother of twins who had them sleeping through at nine weeks. Whilst other first time parents looked like they had done a super shop at Tescos in order to fill the bags under their eyes I had a sleep regime in place at home that Gina Ford would envy.
God, it’s your fault….
Dear God,
Quick question.
Free will, flipping genius idea, may have caused a few wars etc in the past but all in all it allows me to eat several pots of Ben and Jerrys in succession so no harm done.
It ended, I collapsed
Let me describe the room as I stood in the corner feeling decidedly awkward as I clutched a wriggling BB to my chest. To the front of me was a bag filed high with instruments of all varieties, tambourines,xylophones, drums, even recorders. To my right stood a bunch of mothers, upon first glance I would term them first time mothers. To my left stood the bounciest, smilest, most energetic person I have encountered in some time. Basically take Jane from Rod, Jane and Freddy, inject her with a class A drug and you should have an image. To most this kind of happiness is infectious; to me it is a little scary.