I could barely sleep last night for worry; worry about my performance, my children’s performance and my husbands. Twelve months on from the day I shamed my family I was ready for a comeback. Today was the day…. It was Sports Day….. Pep talks were given in the car; twin girl murmured some crap that indicated that it’s…
Sing hallelujah & carrot infested poop
It’s done, it’s over and the relief on my offsprings faces is more than apparent. Santa has sodded back off to Lapland and is currently detoxing after consuming an almost deadly excessive mix of whiskey, beer, milk and cookies, mince pies, and biscuits all in one night and Rudolph is laid in the stable
put the gin down, it’s here at last…
Its here, it has finally arrived. Hours, days, weeks of waiting have passed. Sometimes the agony of being patient has been almost too much to bear but my endurance has finally paid off and it has come.
STOP
Whoa there, Slow down horsey…
education: hard work being a twin
It can be hard work being one of two; especially in the classroom. sitting on the blue carpet on a friday afternoon waiting week after week to be voted ‘star of the week’ by your five-year old peers is tough enough; but when you have to watch your sister claim the sought after gold certificate twice;…