It is basic maths really, three children plus two adults times central London equals extreme moments of stress. Throw in the Olympics and it can equate to wanting to put the kids on eBay at the end of the day…
Impossible to lie: a roadmap of fibs…..
My oldest daughter is a bouncing ball full of bubbling energy who flies through life experiencing a rainbow of emotions. She finds it impossible to tell a lie, her face becomes a roadmap of fibs which all end in the final destination of giggles, and she says some flipping marvellous things without ever looking to disguise…
emergency measures: I need a poo
Its inevitable isn’t it. We just ate brunch at my parents home up north and have managed to pile ourselves, the dog, half of argos, some of Mothercare and a lot of toys r us in the car in order to undertake the excruciatingly painful drive back south when twin girl declares ‘I need a…