And so it begins, The blatent beep of the alarm sounds at six thirty and I ignore, already wide awake with a child in my arms who awoke at five but yet I am still reluctant to crawl from my bed and to start the day. The door flies open and crashes into the wall…
totally horrendous…
I won’t lie to you, the journey to Cornwall was pretty horrendous. It’s a long way and it felt longer still because the car DVD players had died a few weeks before and owing to financial strife they had yet to be replaced. Now to all you prats who are thinking, ‘in my day we…
When your fake busom lands on the platform floor
Imagine the moment… It’s 11am, you have snatched four minutes sleep in the last twenty four hours. You are currently dressed in something resembling clothes but the posset stains and general creasedness of the outfit means the black M&S stretchy jersey dress can also double up as a bin liner. The double buggy, which took…
It’s a simple matter of human biology….
“So how old are you?” exclaimed the friendly lady to a cheerful twin girl. “I am six,” she replied with a smile tickling her lips, “but mummy says I am ever so tall for my age.”
I want to change my children
I grew you, do you know that? I grew you from being smaller than a spec of sand. Your fingers and thumbs were defined within me; your hearts starting beating next to my own. You all first sucked your thumbs safe inside my chocolate filled belly; you were created with a passion and sustained by…
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