The Funeral of my Social Life
Thank you all for coming on this terribly sad day, To mark the occasion of my social life passing away. It was a culmination of events that led to the …
Eviction notice served – it’s twin time
At 19 weeks pregnant and already the size of a pensioners bungalow I waited excitedly in the hospital for my first scan. I was tired of hearing comments on my …
Off on my travels
So I am off on my travels again, centre parcs last week, the states the week before and this week….. wait for it…… are you excited??? I am off to itsamummyslife for …
How to feel good about yourself
Twin boy, girl and I have been trying to understand feelings this afternoon.
They seem to have a grasp on it as twin boy likes to express his vocally at any given moment and is prone to Oscar winning performances over the tiniest thing. A refusal of a biscuit before teatime can lead to dramatic swoons followed by Oscar winning hysterics and heartrending pleas.
A Northern Mum in New York (almost)
We had arrived in the land of the free, the country full of irony that doesn’t really get sarcasm. Home to the size zero it also produces pizzas the size of planets and hot dogs which can make a well endowed man cover his nether regions in shame.