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Does Santa hate people that live in Africa? ~ Northernmum

We are still believers.

We don’t think the chap at the Christmas fair with elastic cutting at his ears is the real deal anymore.  We accept that he is one of Santa’s drinking buddies who is helping him out whilst he is busy in the workshop.

We are not completely convinced about the chimney entry route but we can’t offer a plausible alternative so we are running with it at the moment.

But we struggle with Live Aid.

Because Father Christmas goes to everyone doesn’t he?

So why will their greatest gift be life? Doesn’t he give them toys?  Does Father Christmas hate people who live in Africa?

Why don’t they know it is Christmas time at all?

We get the no snow bit because they live way too far from the North Pole for snow at Christmastime.

We believe that Santa makes all the presents with his elves for good boys and girls but we are confused about why some stuff says 3 for 2 on it in little blue stickers…

And doesn’t Cadbury’s make chocolate, how does that work with the elves?

But we are believers, albeit slightly confused…

And mummy gets a headache in the car when we ask all these questions….

Can anyone else answer them?

Twin Boy and Twin Girl – still believers!

 

 

 

 

Comments

  1. Emma @mummymummymum says

    December 14, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I had very similar questions last year, and can’t remember what I said. There is no good answer really is there? Good luck 😉

    Reply
  2. northernmum says

    December 14, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    I need it! x

    Reply
  3. Mette says

    December 15, 2012 at 6:32 am

    I always say : ” ask daddy ” !!! We are believers and having Christmas in England one year then the next in Denmark do lead to some weird stories but so far we still believe:)

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      I hope we get a few more years!

      Reply
  4. sarsm says

    December 15, 2012 at 6:57 am

    I suspect you might not be believers next year (just a hunch).

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm

      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      Reply
  5. older mum in a muddle says

    December 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Oh boy! This could be the last Xmas Santa makes a sooty entrance down the chimney!

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm

      *buries head in sand*

      Reply
  6. FamilyFourFun says

    December 16, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Was thinking the same when I heard it myself the other day and was relieved the children didn’t mention it! xx

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm

      stupid song!

      Reply
  7. Super Amazing Mum says

    December 16, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    I had this today – Mummy what’s a virgin?

    *cough cough* ask your dad!

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      LOL!

      Reply
  8. Notmyyearoff says

    December 17, 2012 at 4:37 am

    Uh oh…can you distract them with an early Xmas prezzy?

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      Distracted!

      Reply
  9. Trish - Mum's Gone to says

    December 17, 2012 at 9:16 am

    If I remember rightly, once my son realised that it was probably all made-up, he became rather quiet with his questions, worried that once he stopped believing the presents might stop.

    Have been reading your previous posts: hope 2013 is a much better year for you. You’ll be pleased to see the back of this year. xxx

    Reply
    • northernmum says

      December 30, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      Thanks trish x

      Reply

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