We are still believers.
We don’t think the chap at the Christmas fair with elastic cutting at his ears is the real deal anymore. We accept that he is one of Santa’s drinking buddies who is helping him out whilst he is busy in the workshop.
We are not completely convinced about the chimney entry route but we can’t offer a plausible alternative so we are running with it at the moment.
But we struggle with Live Aid.
Because Father Christmas goes to everyone doesn’t he?
So why will their greatest gift be life? Doesn’t he give them toys? Does Father Christmas hate people who live in Africa?
Why don’t they know it is Christmas time at all?
We get the no snow bit because they live way too far from the North Pole for snow at Christmastime.
We believe that Santa makes all the presents with his elves for good boys and girls but we are confused about why some stuff says 3 for 2 on it in little blue stickers…
And doesn’t Cadbury’s make chocolate, how does that work with the elves?
But we are believers, albeit slightly confused…
And mummy gets a headache in the car when we ask all these questions….
Can anyone else answer them?
Twin Boy and Twin Girl – still believers!