Most people won’t have noticed, many probably won’t care. But I care, you cut me like a knife and the wound is still open.
You left me…
What did I do? Did I not show you enough attention, god knows we spend all our time together.
Where did you go? I checked at all your friends sites, I looked for you on facebook.
Did you cheat on me? Did someone else’s hands imprint upon you?
Are you back to stay???
“At 2.34pm on April Fools Day 2012 my blog left me. No note or explanation, it selfishly grabbed all of my words and memories, shoved them into a bag and sauntered off the world wide web.”
“At 2.36pm on April Fools Day 2012 I suddenly realised why other people “back up” their blog.”
“At 2.37pm on April Fools Day 2012 I felt a right prat for never backing up my blog.”
I am not ashamed to say I begged for you to come home; emails were sent into the ether telling you I would change. I promised to write less about poo and more about us. I promised to treat you right and buy you a new home on the internet with shiny new widgets.
You returned at 12.26 on Monday the 2nd of April. You look different, you now know how much I care and you love it. I tried to pass you off as a hobby, as something I do to occupy my abundant spare time. But now you know the truth, your leaving confirmed it. You are part of me, as Jerry once said, you complete me!
And now I have backed you up you are mine forever.
(Is it the first sign of crazy when you write a love letter to your blog?)