On Friday twin boy and girl will take to the stage to display their outstanding dramatic ability in a one off performance of “The Harvest.”
Living with two would be stars can be trying and myself and he who helped create them are trying to be supportive by ignoring the diva style tantrums and helping them learn their lines.
Twin girl is closing the show with the profound words;
“Do you know that in our country too there are families who cannot afford basic food and that is very sad.”
We rehearsed last night.
She stood before me, back straight, eyes focused, toes turned slightly outwards and hands glasped together. We read through the lines before hers and then in a serious but heartfelt voice she began….
“Do you know that in our country too there are families who cu*tin afford basic food and that is very sad.”
We need to rehearse more……
(*insert a ‘n’ here)
OPPS but woould rise a few eye brows at the performance
P.S, All my Spanish friends have the same problem they can’t pronounce Beach, Sheet and Can’t properly
Lol, we are hoping her pronunciation will be sorted by Friday!
Oh dear! I shouldn’t laugh (but I am) x
– I did!
Sat here laughing, fab 🙂 x
Funny little girl
Well, it’s a serious issue and sometimes you have to use strong language to get people’s attention.
Exactly! Just what I said!
I love her!
She’s fab!
Haha! That reminds me of my niece many years ago who couldn’t pronounce the word ‘elephants’. She always called them ‘elicu*ts’ which was great fun when looking at the Elmer books!
Oh that’s fab!
Haaaaaaaaaa happens to the best of them.
Was shameful! Simply shameful
A born performer – a star hope you got the video camera ready….could make some money if you send it to Harry Hill
oooh – *dashes off to get camera*
Definitely film it. Who knows what will happen!!
It has just been announced that parents are not allowed! Could that be because of her language?
I love the fact that you felt you had to tell us which letter to insert!
Classic. Mich x
Ha! Well I feel my readers are unaccustomed to such language x
At least it will make the Harvest festival one to remember!! She will go down as a school legend 🙂
Hmmmmmm xxxx
Ah.
I once had to say art garfunkel to intro a song in house music at senior school. I couldn’t stop saying gunkfunkel. And I did it in the performance too.
Rehearsal, as they say, is futile.
Lol! However you are not filling me with any faith x
OOp rookey mistake, very funny tho, great post.x
Thanks!
Heheeeeee did you laugh? I bet you did!
Till I cried….