What a weekend, the sun shone, the birds sang and the kids got to play outside like feral animals laughing and basking in the literal sunshine after the rain. And we were spoilt this weekend, not only by the weather but also with some lovely treats. Firstly twin girl and I took BB on…
Parenting: I look like Death……
My home looks like it was ransacked by aliens, my skin is pale, the laundry basket is neglected and is shouting its annoyance by allowing underpants and uniforms to spill out under the lid and thus mocking my incompetence. Last nights dishes are still piled in the sink growing a soft covering of fur on the…
i am the perfect mother: learn from me
I like to consider myself a bit of an expert when it comes to motherhood and I don’t want to boast but my CV in this job reads rather well. My career down this path began almost six years ago at the tender age of 27 when I discovered some rather angry black hairs in…