…I am an excellent driver. Admittedly I perform better when no one is around, but I can tell you from my experience of driving myself everywhere that I am a pro behind the wheel.
It is simply other people that cause the problems.
Let’s talk about yesterday. To the chap in the black jeep. Who found it perfectly acceptable to stalk me to the garage to let me know more indicators were not working.
I thanked him profusely, whilst simultaneously biting my lip stressed about the cost of new indicators. Imagine what a muppet I felt later when I tested my indicators to realise they were both in impeccable condition and the chap was merely referring to our first meeting at the roundabout.. ..
Sarcasm did not suit him. And everyone knows indicating at roundabouts is just something to do to pass your driving test….
I am loved when I drive on motorways. People even flash me from behind to say hello. Last week, a handsome devil even took the time to come out from behind me in the fast lane and drive alongside me for a while waving with his fingers. He kept alternating between one and two digit signals. I think he may have been trying to pass on his number but as hard as I searched through my handbag I couldn’t find a pen to write it down.
Also a forte of mine. I drive a seven seater car so am doing good to the environment by carrying passengers that would normally need two cars to transport.
Because of the size of my car, and it’s passenger capability then I think it is perfectly acceptable to take up a couple of spots in the multi storey car park.
The lady who disagreed with me on this fact recently was driving a mini, so really was in no position to comment.
I always stick to the speed limit. The day I collected nine points in one twelve hour period was merely bad luck and I still argue that my speedometer must have been faulty.
Plus now I have been on two speed awareness courses I can claim I have gone through further education courses on driving so am more qualified than most on the road.
As I said, I am excellent driver, just unappreciated for my art.