Newsworthy…… I think not…..

Sometimes I read rubbish stuff; mainly from the trash magazines that I read for a guilty pleasure but more often from the rags we call newspapers.  Today the headline that caught my eye in the Metro was: … [Read more...]

The last time I will mention it.

I did it I really did, and here are the photos to prove it! (I promise this is the last time I will mention my marathon legs.....) Running with your arms in the air - never a wise move! Please note to the right of me is my lovely friend Becs who was running for Macmillan and her mother and was feeling emotional as she had passed a Macmillan cheering squad.  The marathon is never just about … [Read more...]

could you have done this?

Years ago, back in the day when I still wore little knickers because I was slim, as opposed to big knickers to make me look slim I worked in the caring profession.  Ironic really as most people wouldn’t describe me as the caring type; but still before my career, before kids came along I enjoyed a range of titles from residential social worker through to psychiatric care assistant.  I was … [Read more...]

One word – Late

Mornings are something of a military operation at our house and statistically I can tell you we are late 99% of the time.  This fact means I have perfected the perfect fish wife impression and my desperate cries of "just bloody well get dressed can be heard three streets away.". Twin boy thinks it is great fun to feign deafness every morning and now the only way he will get dressed is when my … [Read more...]

Do not, I repeat, do not tell social services

We have had a rather splendid day, playing, building bird nests and having cuddles.  Ok we did have meltdown of supreme proportions when twin girl ‘accidently’ elbowed twin boy in the eye and we also had affection of even extreme proportions when twin boy and girl demonstrated their love for each other.  Let me explain.... I heard them giggling down the stairs and I smiled inwardly loving … [Read more...]

The Revenge of the Baby

I have hinted in recent posts that beautiful baby whilst being completely adorable is also something of a mastermind and she spends the vast majority of her days sitting quietly twiddling her thumbs contemplating how to better her brother and sister when the opportunity presents itself. Today was her day. Twin boy and girl and I finally got to feel fully confident about the school run when we … [Read more...]

Moaning Mother

Me and he who helped create them had a bit of a nice day planned today. We have had a rough couple of weeks and to make up for it we thought we would take baby beautiful out for the day and enjoy the bliss of only having one (rather quiet) child between us. We made plans to head down to a quaint little village in Hampshire where the plan was to idle the day away in coffee shops and possibly visit … [Read more...]

Supernanny never had to deal with this

The things Supernanny doesn’t have to deal with  The moment my eyes were forced into action this morning I knew it was going to be 'one of those days'.  As the world outside our brown front door slumbered on with sweet Saturday snores our weekend began with bleach and bathroom battles. It was a gentle surprise this morning to find twin girl in front of my eyes as I peeled them open in … [Read more...]

Off on my travels

So I am off on my travels again, centre parcs last week, the states the week before and this week..... wait for it...... are you excited??? I am off to itsamummyslife for a spot of guest blogging. Oh yes six weeks of this blogging m'larkey and have decided to drop the twins off on Mrsmummylifes blog. So click the link and go and have a read. itsamummyslife Enjoy Northernmum xxx … [Read more...]

How to feel good about yourself

Twin boy, girl and I have been trying to understand feelings this afternoon.   They seem to have a grasp on it as twin boy likes to express his vocally at any given moment and is prone to Oscar winning performances over the tiniest thing. A refusal of a biscuit before teatime can lead to dramatic swoons followed by Oscar winning hysterics and heartrending pleas.   Twin girl on the other … [Read more...]