A near death experience… : My descent into Hell

A near death experience… : My descent into Hell

I thought I was safe, the clouds had been angry for days and the heavens had been weeping upon us all night. "Oh kids" I sighed in fake despair "I know I said if you were good we would go to the funfair but the rain is pouring" "Awwwwwww" I heard in disappointed union "but we have done everything good" mourned twin girl. I smiled inwardly "I know" I murmured sympathetically grinning at my … [Read more...]

What my family does to smokers…

Driving home from an afternoon at a friend's house today I decided to use the time wisely and attempt to explain the concept of laws to my two six-year olds.  It started off well as I explained that a law is like a rule but if you break a law you can be arrested and sent to jail.  This did seem to cause my two a little distress as they started to panic about occasions in the past where they … [Read more...]