Dear Santa, I am writing to you early this year as I appreciate you have a lot of demands on your time and I don’t want my letter to be overlooked. I have been a seriously good girl this year, if we ignore all the shouting and that one time I tapped BB's little paw after she sunk her teeth into my thigh in Tesco's I don’t think you will really be able to find fault with me. I have … [Read more...]
Jan 9, 2012
The lies I was told….
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Having children has been an eye opener for me. Finding out Santa was a fabrication in my youth was hard to deal with but really some of the lies I have been told since then regarding children are borderline obscene. Take this popular urban myth; 'your life will be richer when you have your own family' … [Read more...]
Jan 1, 2012
Sing hallelujah & carrot infested poop
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It's done, it's over and the relief on my offsprings faces is more than apparent. Santa has sodded back off to Lapland and is currently detoxing after consuming an almost deadly excessive mix of whiskey, beer, milk and cookies, mince pies, and biscuits all in one night and Rudolph is laid in the stable … [Read more...]
Dec 2, 2011
Did you hear me call them little sh*ts….(sorry)
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I wrote this post last year, but it is one of my favourites and as the festive season beckons I am giving it a fresh leash of life. To be fair he who help create them is liable to get the same Christmas gift this year, me wrapped in a bow - fully clothed - I am not trying to upset anyone, so I don't think it really hurts to repeat my one and only Christmas post.... Let me know what you … [Read more...]
Dec 26, 2010
turkey grilled?
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It came so fast, within a millisecond my relatively clean house was destroyed by a mortar bomb of wrapping paper. I shudder to think how many trees died at the hands of Father Christmas yesterday, not to mention the forest my mother flattened to wrap up her lovely bunch of presents. The day started at a rather reasonable 6.45am, youngest member of the family couldn’t sleep a second longer and … [Read more...]
