Not killing someone else’s kids ~ Northernmum

Not killing someone else’s kids ~ Northernmum

It was never going to be easy, I knew this from the moment I agreed to the task, but I didn’t even come close to imagining how hard it would really be. Last night, when it was all over I fell back into my old, comfy white arm chair that is marked with biro and brought the cool glass of Pinot up to my lips and silently clapped myself on the back, content in the knowledge that I had survived … [Read more...]

I am a survivor…..

I am a survivor,  I bear the wounds of battle but I am still here. … [Read more...]

my secret loathing

I have a secret loathing. In fact if I am true to myself it is verging on pure hatred, an emotion that I don't often feel. … [Read more...]

I Have A Huge Head…(pictures included)

I have no love for children's parties, especially ones that I am in charge of.  Hence why it was a bit of a result when I realised that by having twins I have cleverly managed to avoid having separate parties for my eldest pair.  I am sure the day will come when my girl and boy are no longer satisfied with sharing their birthday fun but for now the fact that I only have to host one party for … [Read more...]

chuckle brothers on speed

Two parties this weekend, and we had one last week and one the week after next. In fact the twins almost require their own diary to chart their social life. Luckily though since it was 2006 when me and he who helped create them last went out we are letting them monopolies our calender instead. There are pluses and minuses to having children with more going on in their lives than you. The … [Read more...]

Sorrowful tale to tell as the year begins

I remember Millennium New Years Eve, well most of it, excessive alcofrolic consumption has left me with several blank spots. It was an awesome night, I wore a dodgy black vest top that clung in all the wrong places and had a golden dragon emblazoned on the front. Coupled with a pigs fighting under a blanket skirt, some daft heels and excessive silver eye shadow; I looked the dogs dangley bits in … [Read more...]