Stripping and Church…

I have had simply the most delicious weekend. … [Read more...]

I love this

I love it. The smell of grass in the air (although the act of cutting it gets right on my wick) The feeling of rushing out the door in only a t shirt makes being late so much more bearable. Hearing the kids whoop with delight when they get to go to the park after school and then hearing my own cries of happiness as I realise I won't have to spend my evening picking up toys as outdoor play is … [Read more...]

Sorrowful tale to tell as the year begins

I remember Millennium New Years Eve, well most of it, excessive alcofrolic consumption has left me with several blank spots. It was an awesome night, I wore a dodgy black vest top that clung in all the wrong places and had a golden dragon emblazoned on the front. Coupled with a pigs fighting under a blanket skirt, some daft heels and excessive silver eye shadow; I looked the dogs dangley bits in … [Read more...]