Four children…..

She is three, and yet still doesn't seem to have any grasp of social etiquette what so ever.  Her manners are appalling, her tantrums so extreme that she scares people and to be honest most days I think the family would be much quieter and less stressful without her.  Have you met Sadie yet? She can often be found on ebay but no one ever bids for her.  She is my slightly neurotic, manically … [Read more...]

The Funeral of my Social Life

Thank you all for coming on this terribly sad day, To mark the occasion of my social life passing away. It was a culmination of events that led to the death of my outgoing life, Triggered by having children and becoming a wife. So let us remember the good times and bad, When my social life was active, oh what fun we did have. We used to hang out in bars and dance all night long, In those days I … [Read more...]