with each placenta get a free guide

I am thinking of suing the hospital, when they decided to cut open my tummy and remove two children they made a massive error. They took out the children and left in the users manuel.…

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Moaning Mother

Me and he who helped create them had a bit of a nice day planned today. We have had a rough couple of weeks and to make up for it we thought we would take baby beautiful out for the day and enjoy the bliss of only having one (rather quiet) child between us.

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Four children…..

She is three, and yet still doesn’t seem to have any grasp of social etiquette what so ever.  Her manners are appalling, her tantrums so extreme that she scares people and to be honest most…

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Hand shaking too much to pour the wine

Having twins I obviously only have to throw one birthday party a year which is a bit of a godsend since they tend to leave me feeling more  emotionally and physically knackered than after I…

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fright night

Halloween came early to our house as last night I awoke at midnight to howls of anguish and found myself drenched in blood. So had casper come to play? Was freddy kruger waving his hand…

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