What I meant to say was…..

So I really didn’t expect to win… In fact had I in any way thought I might win I may have taken some time to consider what words would fall out of my mouth when presented…

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Desperate in his depression he said…

Many moons ago, when BB was still a dream he who helped create them didn’t share with me and when twin girl’s hair still rested by her ears and twin boy was still lovingly referred…

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God, it’s your fault….

Dear God, Quick question. Free will, flipping genius idea, may have caused a few wars etc in the past but all in all it allows me to eat several pots of Ben and Jerrys in…

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why I refuse to educate my kids…

6.06: the soft cries of mama mama from BB’s cot transcend into loud wails of hunger. I struggle from the soft comfort of my duvet and stumble blindly into her room to see her stood inside…

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It ended, I collapsed

Let me describe the room as I stood in the corner feeling decidedly awkward as I clutched a wriggling BB to my chest. To the front of me was a bag filed high with instruments…

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