How to shame yourself with ease…

How to shame yourself with ease…

It has been a while since I dated, and I am pretty sure that the whole scene has changed a little since I was last on ‘on the shelf’. I won’t lie, I hated it; when I was a singleton and hunting down a mate, the main option was simply to try and make yourself look as seductive as possible and head off to the bar to pose all night looking alluring but not easy. I didn’t always pull it … [Read more...]

Fashion, being fat and Camel Toe….

Fashion, being fat and Camel Toe….

I am a little stressed, actually scrap that, I am a lot stressed.  I am the level of stressed that actually grips at your tummy and means I spend almost as much time in the toilet as a man does. Too much information? Apologies. Anyway; I have a ‘do’ to go to; a posh one; which means my nails must be filed, my eyebrows tweezed, my hair must be clean and my body attired in appropriate … [Read more...]

What we are doing right now

What we are doing right now

It’s gloomy, outside the rain is drizzling down, it is apathetic, like it can’t quite be arsed to really go for it and squeeze out some decent raindrops.  Inside BB stares mournfully at the window blaming both the rain and I for not going to feed the ducks today, several times she has ran to my feet and cried, ‘but they is hungry mummy, ducky hungry.’ Still I have not caved in. Next … [Read more...]

Twin Boy takes a trip to hospital…: Finally his turn

Twin Boy takes a trip to hospital…: Finally his turn

He barely slept last night, his excitement was all consuming, morning seemed to take forever to arrive but when it did he bounded out of bed with all the energy of a Duracell bunny and was dressed, teeth brushed and hair combed by 7.22am. Today was my son’s day. After almost two years of being dragged to hospital appointments that were not his own, spending half terms in children wards … [Read more...]

Bathtime & Rocking Horse Sh*t

Bathtime & Rocking Horse Sh*t

Bathtime.... Described by all the baby books as a calm, loving time to wind down before bed.  The images show mother and child joyfully squeezing a yellow ducky together and giggling in unison, if you stare hard enough at the pictures your ears could probably pick up strains of Enya in the background. It looks splendid. It is a fabrication. In fact I would go as far to say it is … [Read more...]

Lets Hope: Standing on Knife’s Edge…

Lets Hope: Standing on Knife’s Edge…

For over a week now my stomach has been gripped with anxiety and fear has been a constant companion.  As someone who isn’t known particularly to fret it is a curious sensation to be on a knifes edge all day long, tottering near the prepice, unsure as to when and if the house of cards will come tumbling down. Everything has been going too well, diabetes seems to be behaving herself and twin … [Read more...]

Advertorial: Top 10 Family Friendly Destinations

Advertorial: Top 10 Family Friendly Destinations

 Are you looking for exciting tourist attractions? If you’re not visiting relatives, and you are looking for convenient, fun, and family friendly places to spend holiday, this list is definitely a big help. 1. Universal Studios (Singapore) Many tourists are visiting this city for its rich tourism industry and reputation. It is also a cosmopolitan destination that highlights cultural and … [Read more...]

Northernmum goes eco!

Northernmum goes eco!

Advertorial Post I live in a home which feels remarkably un eco friendly at times which does not sit comfortably.  I would have never described myself as a green warrior – in fact green makes me look paler than usual, however I have always tried to do my bit to keep my carbon footprint down. Yet I feel like I am on a roundabout of energy, the washing machine demands to be fed at least … [Read more...]

Cross Country Competition

Cross Country Competition

The twins have their next cross country meet on saturday.  We have started prepping already, porridge for breakfast and pasta for tea and lots of fruity goodness in between to ensure we have optimum carb and cal ratio to power those little legs. Nothing better that legging it round a freezing cold field on a saturday morning to build stamina. I have noticed at these races that some parents … [Read more...]

More things the NCT never told me….

More things the NCT never told me….

I loved my NCT classes I really did and I don't regret a penny I spent on them but still in retrospect I think they glossed over some of the parts of motherhood creating a more idealised view, just thought it was worth sharing a couple of things that the NCT never told me. Breastfeeding can make you thin was the advice my lovely natural leader told me, turns out that doesn’t apply if you … [Read more...]