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Arse Immac?

Life is speeding by at the moment.  I find myself in a circle of apologising to friends for being absent – and then being more absent.
As the kids grow up, the time for me seems to shrink.  I have become that woman who presses her nose up against the window in jealousy when she sees other groups of women eating out.

At 13 the twins seem to old for a sitter but too young to be left alone.

So my peer group is my kids – which luckily works for me as the vast majority of the time I really, really like them.

They are my confidants, my fashion advisers, the ones who fetch me tea when I work late.

They are full of some cracking bits of information.

This week, when the sun decided to make a fleeting appearance I squished myself into a short denim skirt.

Luckily my 13 year old was not around to give me her opinion of my 41 year old legs being out out.

But I did want to clarify with my youngest that my skirt wasn’t too short…

The conversation went along these lines…

“Honey, stand behind me – can you see my bum in this skirt.”

The nine year old..

“No way mummy, just your legs”

Me: “great, how about if I bend over and touch my toes.”

(Demonstrating my mobility here..)

The nine year old…

“Oh yes, I can see your hairs…”

Sweet Jaysus / how have I grown a head of hair on my butt?

How did I not know?

Am sure you can only imagine the contortions in the mirror that afternoon, and I still don’t see (or feel) what she does…..

Can you get immac for your ass?

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  1. Steph Curtis says

    June 24, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    *splurts out tea* I share your feelings about life passing by too quickly – last Friday I was feeling a bit forlorn and wishing I had some mates locally who would like to go out clubbing. You know, just for old times’ sake. But nobody really needs to see that. A bit like your hairy bum I suspect 😉

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