- There is little paintwork in the house that doesn’t have a handprint or crayoning on it.
- Your bin is overflowing with the hair you have yanked from your head.
- The remaining strands of hair on your head have turned a silvery grey.
- The carpet has turned from beige to a medley of colours from the play doh that has been embedded within it.
- The recycling box makes a clinking noise when it moves.
- Your powers of rationality have disappeared and you agree to anything for a moment of peace.
- The dust dominates surfaces broken up only by crude drawings of stickman and children’s names.
- The children have lost their ability to read or write but could pass an MA in children’s popular film studies and IT (Angry Birds).
- The Tesco Delivery man knows you by name and it has been weeks since you entered a supermarket without first downing a Valium.
Less than two weeks to go mothers…
Stay strong!
yaaay! 2 weeks today, I’m counting down the days now…in fact I spend so long clock watching that I forget to get J out of his pj’s!
x
PJ’s are so now…..
Brilliant, and very funny – an MA in childrens popular film studies – ha ha ha.
Thanks
God yes!! We were playing a game yesterday and poor T had completely forgotten how to count!! x
One of mine forgot their own name recently!
haha, happy I’m not the only one who has introduced Angry Birds to Littlins as a step in IT ed.
*snorts*!
Hehe….keep focusing on being back at work, with a nice cuppa. And possibly with a nice wig on.
Wise, wise
Mine has 2 weeks off nursery starting on Monday and with a baby on the way and tantrums that seem to be full swing every half an hour, I’m about to feel your pain! x
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